"Missouri is not just some mid-western state, it's got a lot to offer!" - Mr. Darkwah

The Missouri State Flag

A lot of people get confused when I say I'm going to Missouri for a holiday. I meet questions such as "What are you going to do there?!" and "Where is that?!" Well let me answer those questions for you. I am going to relax and get away from the busy nature of London and for those who don't know where it is, Missouri is a mid-western state bordered by eight states - Iowa, Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Nebraska.

So now you know where it is, I'm sure you've assumed that I've gone there because it's out in the middle of  nowhere with absolutely nothing to do but sleep, eat and work out. If this reflects your thought pattern on the subject, you are very wrong. As a stylist, I seek out inspiration everywhere I go and the beautiful open fields as I drive from the airport home are just the beginning of it! Springfield, Missouri is home to many thrift stores - any hipster's dream for vintage clothing from letterman jackets to snapbacks that are old enough to be your grandfather! Excited yet?

If not, there are many seamstresses and tailoring businesses that will happily take your vintage buys and customise them for you at very reasonable prices - I've taken my mink to one and am excited to see the final result. So aside from seeing your drawings come to life, vintage stores and open fields, what else does Missouri have to offer? How about a shopping city of discounts and great finds? Is that good enough for you?

Branson City, Missouri is home to Tanger - similar to Bicester of the UK - where you will find Ralph Lauren gilets and coats that originally retailed at hundreds of dollars for a fraction of the price ($50 dollars, people!) You will also find a Nike store that you'd probably have to stay overnight in to see everything and a Bass store for your loafers at a price low enough to make you buy four pairs without thinking! We've covered the fashion end a lot and I'm sure you're ready to leave now for Missouri but there's more.

For the thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies, there is everything from Archery in St. Louis to Ziplining in Branson so there will not be a dull moment on your trip. For relaxation after your activities, you can drive down to The Lake Of The Ozarks and picnic whilst the kids jet ski over the lake! I bet you never thought you could do all of this in Missouri...

Next time you're planning a holiday, be sure to think of Missouri (that is, if you havent booked a flight there for next summer already!)

Ciao Belissimi!

Mr. Darkwah
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